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When Your Date Does Nitrous Oxide

Submitted by Lana When I was in my first year of college, I gave my number to a cute blonde guy at a party. He called a few days later and asked me on a date. After he picked me up, he mentioned that he needed to stop by his apartment to get something from his roommate. When we got there, he just sat on the couch, and it seemed like we'd be hanging out for a bit. His roommate appeared from one of the back rooms, and handed something to my date. After a minute, my date sucked a bunch of air out of a container, and then seemed to pass out for a few seconds. I was kind of confused and surprised, and wasn't sure what the hell was going on. I had grown up around pretty tame people in a tiny town, and I had no idea what they were doing. He motioned to me to try it, and I shrugged it off. I didn't have a cell phone, or my car with me at the time, so I just sat there while they both took turns inhaling nitrous oxide and passing out. It started to feel like they forgot I was

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