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You know you've been there before. The guy is 3 hours late and shows up at 10:30pm, and wants to just Netflix and chill on your first date. The girl tells you she wants you to come up to her apartment, and you get there and she has 12 cats in a studio apartment, and chia pets everywhere. The guy shows up on time but asks if he can use your shower first and uses all your face wash and clogs your toilet. Your date ends up being married.

Beastly is a collection of horrible date stories. Beastly was dreamed up after experiencing my own horrible dates, and listening to friends talk about their dating woes. We figured everyone out there could use a laugh, or a good shock, and be a little relieved to hear that most everyone has experienced a horrible date or sixteen in a row.

Submissions are welcome and encouraged. See Submissions page for how to tell your own Beastly date story!

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